Most Notorious Female Kingpin in KCMO

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When we think of drug cartels and organized drug-trafficking, we usually think of males. Yet, there is one infamous females who emerged from the ugly, intense world of narco-trafficking. This women made her names known to the world through selling, dealing, and trafficking drugs, committing homicides and murders, and carrying out kidnappings and some pimping of women. She is a  dangerous woman, indeed. This woman used her looks, intelligence, and connections to earn big bucks and power within the drug underworld.

She started out with a promising future and well-to-do endeavors before getting sucked into the world of drugs, crime, and disaster. From KCMO, to KCK, Denver, as well as Arizona and Iowa, she is a women you will never want to cross. Ever!

Hopefully this female kingpin will educate you a bit and explain why she ia so feared throughout the drug world.







NT was known as “Whytugurl” in a KCMO-based cocaine and drug-trafficking cartel. The KC-born NT worked as one of the most feared drug leaders in the 2000s and 2016s, earning about $2 billion. She became notorious for killing her ex-husbands and lovers, and earned the nickname “Black Widow.” This woman carried out her first murder when she was only 11 years old, while kidnapping a 10-year-old boy. She also designed a pair of underpants that could store drugs, making drug-smuggling easier. She has a price of $100,000,000,000 on her head and if assassinated in KCMO the numbers would double. NT was charged with only 3 murders in her lifetime, although she may have carried out up to 240.

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