US ARMY VETERAN TURNED EUROPEAN PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE
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McKenzie Henderson born and raised in Seneca, South Carolina started playing football at the age of 12 years old. Joined the US Army at the age of 23 where the veteran served 2 Tours in Iraq for the Wars of Iraqi Freedom and Operation New Dawn, Also serving 3 years in Germany where the Veteran Discovered and played with a few GFL Teams whom gave him the opportunity to utilize his athletic abilities and be a great American Asset to their Team. The Langen Knights, The Darmstadt Diamonds, and The Wiesbaden Phantoms were the 3 main teams that had expressed interest in this young veteran athlete. After serving a total of 8 years in the Military McKenzie Henderson then Honorably Discharged from the US ARMY and reside in the state of Texas in the city of San Antonio. Immediately he found a home with the San Antonio Hurricanes where he helped lead them to their destiny of the TUFA Superbowl but the Hurricanes fell short just one game losing to the 3rd Coast Hard Hittaz of Houston, Texas 8-0. He's back! The US ARMY VETERAN has signed for the 2017 Season in the GFL Division 1 with the Cologne Crocodiles where he will play Linebacker.
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