Young German Man Shoots Uncle for Asking If He Was Fapping To Anime
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25th October 2016, Hamburg, Germany
As it is almost commonly known this day in age, the German people are not entirely too keen on the concept of sexualized Japanese anime, making it quite a taboo subject around the massive nation of 80 million (Source: World Bank). Although this is a touchy subject viable to bring on violent behaviour within the country, you wouldn't entirely expect to be immediately shot and killed just for asking a harmless question. One uncle in the City of Hamburg (a metropolis City in Northern Germany ) made the fatal mistake of asking a simple question to his nephew.
Patrice Korinth, a young German man is the suspect at hand. During a family dinner, he was asked by his uncle ( 46-years-old) if he was secretly watching and fapping to hentai because of his "unhealthy and weird recent behavior." Constant taunting and mockery by his uncle had driven the young man to grab a pistol from his room and murder his uncle execution-style. After his family had called the local police, Pat went reported as "missing" for three hours after running off. He was eventually found in a nearby forest "...trying to dig a foxhole to hide" from the police, says Chief Officer Otto Von Bismarck.
The suspect's parents have not given cooperation on taking questions or interviews. Information has yet to be processed and released by the local police station and Pat's family members present during the altercation. More to come as the story develops.
—Europe Times Central News (U.K.)
by Liam Wickerman (Reporter for ETCN-UK & ETCN-US)
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