Dominique Pedrosa Arrested For "HatFishing" Females On Social Media

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Authorities had arrested 24 Year Old Dominique Pedrosa for what black media calls "HatFishing" Hat fishing is the act of wearing hats on pictures on all social media including FaceTime calls to look a certain way and to hide the size of their forehead or hide their fading hairline. 22 year old Courtney Perez says she met Pedrosa on Tinder on an Army Base in Egypt. They met up and slept together then when she woke up, she said she couldn't recognize who the man with the fading hairline was laying next to her was. She thought he was a 70 year old. "He had a fitted cap on when we fell asleep and then I woke up next to that" Perez stated, as she pointed to the image on the left. "I was scared for me life, the light from his head blinded me. Most horrifying thing to ever happen to me" she also stated. "Man that b*tch trippin I was drunk anyways" yelled Pedrosa as authorities took him into custody, "SHE NOT EVEN CUTE I HAD TOO MANY BREWS SHES THE ONE CAT FISHING NIGGAS!" The judge has sentenced Pedrosa to 3 years in federal prison for fraud.

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