The Silent Terror in Circle City Awakens
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The Anti-Globalist, Spiritual Mastermind, Anti-Church, Terrorist known in his hometown as 'The Black Fox', a California Native who disappeared almost a decade ago, has shown up in none other than the circle city itself. "I was getting some hipster ass coffee by the circle when I heard this guy who had shades on speaking riddles that sounded like prophecies from both the future and past, but I think he was just rapping", said a very average local. Since I was there too and I just asked that guy what happened so I'd have more to write, I went up to this man of shadowy yet warm energy and asked him if the Theys were still looking for him. "Soon, when the truth is pushed into the darkness, and the doctrine of wickedness becomes the norm, we will rise from the depths of the East with such fury that we will outshine the sun itself". At that moment, I heard an ancient voice of evil scream the name of legend, I could hear the fear in its tone so much as I thought I was falling into the abyss. "S-H-A-D-O-W-V-I-L-L-A-G-E" The legendary society believed to be founded by a young man who became so intuned with mysticism & lyricism he created a restructured form of hip-hop that is believed to create worlds from songs depending on the will of the mystic 'rhymester'
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