Beaumont Man Body Found Unconscious
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Jacobe Huff , of Beaumont Texas was recently found lying breathless behind Shayla Gilbert Girlfriends , Mother House . Shayla was known to always give it up at the house former known as her girlfriends mother house . 47 year old Beaumont man ; Jacobe Huff was getting dome by the young woman on wendsday , October 19th at 4:35 am . Within that time Miss Shayla Gilbert Slobbed the soul out of this very old mans body . Leaving him winded and not able to fully move .
At 5:30 am the Beaumont police department receives a disturbing call of a man on the 200 block of Smiths Blvd , the caller was stating how badly and old man has been beating . The only quotes we have at the moment is " stay out my girls DM " " you gonna learn today " " ain't no bitch in my blood Patna " . Witnesses say that the old man was beaten by 16 boyfriends within 3 minutes ...... no further information about Shayla has been giving . But we are aware that her throat is doing okay and one lump has went down . Paramedics has prescribed lotion for the feet at the site of the incident .
Statements the neighbor : well at least he had pleasure before that ass whooping .
Story by : Meghan McGee channel 12 News
More information following the story will be posted soon .
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