Harlem drug kingpin millionaire busted in Atlanta Georgia

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East Harlem Drug dealer Blake also known as "Blizzy "; or Blake Ice real name Blake Q Doster 32, has been arrested early this morning on multiple charges including kingpin, possession over 100 kilograms , of cocaine conspiracy to manufacture and distribute a schedule 17 controlled dangerous substance, assault to Nypd police officers, evading police custody and being too dam Fly For The Feds According to documents obtained by News reporters Blake Q Doster was pulled over on I-95 south just inside Atlanta inner harbor Blake Q Doster was driving a 2017 Black Bentley Suv on 28" rims when pulled over by Atlanta state police. Officer Bucker of the Atlanta highway patrol noticed a strong aroma of "marijuana the air" and asked Mr Blake Q Doster to step out of the vehicle. Upon search of Blake Q Doster's vehicle officers reportedly saw pounds of marijuana in the SUV and about 3 million in cash inside a couple of military Duffle Bag DEA reports they recovered 10.5 metric tons of "cocaine and heroine from Mr Blake Q Doster's New Jersey Mansions and about 20 Blackout exotic vehicles Eye witnesses all remember seeing Blake Q Doster wearing true religion & Robins jeans with solid Platinum diamond jewelry Bulletproof crew neck sweater, nike foamposites. At that point a spec ops unit of D.E.A Said That 32 Years Old Blake Doster Never Drove a Car around Were He Sold Drugs He Would Walk Everywhere To Avoid Police Dea Agents And Reportedly Was Never Seen Making Any Drug Transaction And avoided wire Taps D.E.A reaports That Blake Q Doster Is a High Ranking B.M.F Member Of The whole New York State Section informants for the D.E.A Claims That Blake Q Doster Sold Tons Of Drugs across The Whole State Of Ny organized Murders Robberys and Murder Of Rival Drug Dealers informats "say" He's very quiet likable Person Never Really Speaks Until he Spoken To Blake q Doster was Held on 5 Million dollar bond which was posted by Lawyers. Blake Q Doster lawyer Yerimhiya Yahoojewsteinski-burg made a statement just moments ago: My Client Blake Q Doster Is Just a Private Investor These Drug Charges Are Ridiculous And Bogus Drug Charges They Have No Evidence Just My Client Driving In a Luxury Car With marijuana and Cash

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