19 Year Old Booty Bandit Wanted For Knocking Women Unconscious and "Eating Their Ass"
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It's no secret that Tyre Jones just went to jail a few days ago for running around Fort Riley head butting people with his over sized forehead. He was released on bond but it seems the teen just can't get it right. He's locked up again! But this time, it's for knocking women unconscious with his forehead and proceeding to eat their ass. Jones also has over sized lips so authorities are guessing he's just using all of his features to hurt the public. Jessie Chavez tells her horror story. "Well I was leaving the Shoppette a few nights ago and before I was knocked out all I remember was seeing a huge forehead charging at me! I woke up with my head in the grass and felt something wet on my butthole.. I turned around and saw the forehead Bandit with his head buried between my cheeks. I haven't gotten a good nights sleep ever since that night". Investigators say there are 20 other women reporting that the new named "Booty Bandit" ate their ass also. A few of them are saying that they have bumps surrounding their butt hole after the Booty Bandit attacked them. Authorities are still looking for the Booty Bandit and worns women to stay in their homes and not to leave the house without protection.
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