Jomars Johnson Aressted For Trying To Pimp Dem Hoes
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Jomars Johnson aka "Big Daddy Mars" was seen on bragg boulevard looking for dem hoes witnesses said he was out side of kagneys night club around 3am with a bottle of that hen dog telling females its getting cold leave that skinny nigga and come get with this soft chocolate teddy bear one of the alleged hoes said he told her to bike that ass up for a real nigga the authorities were called on the scene after customers complained big daddy was drunk at the bar singing loud and off key to a group of big booty woman trying to get them to show him what they working with cause he love dem big country corn fed ass hoe as police came in to see what was going on big daddy was seen fleeing the scene in a uber wearing a old school off white easter suite with a matching tilted pimp hat to hide his receding hair line police later found him at a local dennys eating good he tried yet again to get away but police surrounded his uber and arrested him he is now in cumberland country jail faces up to 1 year in prison
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