Boulder Headed Mamas Boy Dead
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Young buck Bart Rockwell dies on October 24. The 15 year old was killed by many of his "friends" because of the constant lies. One of those being how Michelle Londono Woodcock was claimed to suck his weiner. As well as every other girl he hu with said he was terrible. Ms Lauren Van Buren spoke with us today tell us how awkward it was to hu with him. "He smacked my butt multiple times, asked me to slow down, and last but not least came halfway through the hu session. The only person he has a true relationship with is his tennis coach Mr. Wenders. On the way to districts last year they had intercourse about 3 times. When he chews it is the most disgusting thing a person could ever see in their life. The way he wipes his ass after a poop is just shitty. He raises his penis and wipes like a women sitting down. His family is a whole different story. He tell his mother everything including how big his testicles are. He showers with his father. His brother is a piece if crap. And his laugh sucks, makes me want to kill myself. And then there is dock holy shit he blows with his shitty haircut and that thing barks at everything. Overall he is a healthy kid. Everyday his diet consists of yogurt, off brand cheese it's, a cliff bar, and diet Snapple. But he was very rich and who doesn't love a kid with a basketball court, Xbox one, and a PS4. He loved his magic. This year on the weekend of October 29 he was to go to New Jersey to see his very first magic show. But now he is dead. For all of these reasons his "friends" killed him.
RIP Barry you will not be missed by anyone except maybe Serena from camp.
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