Paterson Teen arrested for running $450,000 drug operation out of his bedroom
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A young Jamaican man , former John. F. Kennedy High School student is being accused of running a lucrative drug business out of a bedroom in his mother’s house while still a teenager.
The suspect, now 17, known as “LS9 /Lil Squeek.” is accused of being the criminal mastermind who sold “hashish, ecstasy tablets, cocaine, LSD and prescription pills” all out of his bedroom, according to The Local. He is accused of moving some 2,000 pounds of banned substances with a total value of 450,000 Euros (roughly $489929.23)
You’d think all those drugs, which the teen sent out by mail, would have raised suspicion in his home, but the fresh-faced Dixon mother said he’d been withdrawn in recent times and had banned her from entering his bedroom for a year.
The young kingpin, who’s been given the nom de guerre the “bedroom dealer” by the media, had been savvy in covering his tracks, selling his illicit merchandise on the dark web, encrypting his email, and using bank accounts opened under fake names.
Ultimately, he was busted when some nosy neighbors opened a package of drugs that had been left in the hallway of its intended recipient.
His trial is set to be placed to January 16, 2017 with a possible seven years in juvenile detention, which seems quite harsh for a young person with his type of entrepreneurial spirit.
As for those nosy neighbors, jail them too.
Further information is yet to be released
You would have thought , and you thought wrong lmao
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