Chesterton Man Prides Himself on Social Media Debate Success
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Local man Kevin O'Brien has seen his fair share of internet debates. He chooses his battles with words wisely, only engaging with individuals whom he feels are near his level of cognizance. Recently, an individual who requested to remain anonymous, challenged Mr. O'Brien to back up his claims regarding the presidential election.
Anonymous Facebook user wrote, "I am quite sure influencing voters via Wikileaks is different than tampering with actual voter ballots. But you guys have the answers. Tell me. Where are the missing Trump votes gonna be stashed?"
O'Brien offered the following rebuttal: "I've ignored all your political posts in the same fashion that you ignore all the facts surrounding this absolutely criminal woman and her continual manipulation of the voting process. From supporting groups that incite violence at Trump rallies, colluding with the DNC in order to dispatch Sanders from the nomination, to the emails that she deleted after the subpoena was issued, or being supported by dark money and foreign governments through the foundation. But hey, Trump said bad words, so that should be enough for you I guess, just like Romneys war on big bird, or his files full of women(who he was trying to promote). There is absolutely nothing she could do to make you vote otherwise."
Anonymous Facebook user replied, "I am anti-trump no matter what anyone says about anyone else. He is a nut. So yeah picking the lesser of two evils. He is far worse than anyone that has run in a long time."
O'Brien, assuming the close, ended the debate with the following statement: "That's what I thought."
That's what we thought too, O'Brien. Well played.
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