The longest manhunt known to date has finally ended as U.S Marshals have captured CEO of BDLOAT
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On what has been a tenacious search & hunt for one of the U.S. no. 1 most wanted person in the country's history has finally ended. That's right Jadarius Temple AKA El-Tempeo , Don Temp , Temp Escobar, Godfather of Drug Trafficking , Temp the G.O.A.T etc. has finally been captured. El Tempeo was captured early Tuesday morning @ an undisclosed location rumors say that is one of his many secret palaces where he was found @ which was heavily guarded by many burglar bardos , boobie traps , secret passageways , etc. For many years know one was able to trace down El - Tempeo because he was so Powerful & DANGEROUS he became on of the most feared man to mankind even Pablo Escobar feared him & we know Pablo doesn't fear anyone that's how dangerous El Tempo is . El Tempeo has ties to many murders a set at 650,000 including many families , officers , DEA's, FBI, Army , U.S. marshals, Judges , Lawyers & so on ... He is also known as the biggest drug lord throughout the hemisphere of ever part of the Earth he had ties & connections to all the drug bosses over the world & he seized control of every organization which made him the BDLOAT (biggest drug lord of all time) he laundered in at was said to be 1,000,000 pounds of marijuana , 950,000 ounces of cocaine , & $500,000,000,000 over to the US not mentioning the stuff he already had in the US. Making him the country biggest threat since Bin Laden. Rumors has that it was EL Tempeo's right hand man the co-founder of BDLOAT trap goddess bib aka EL bibbyo sold him out for a .3 of marijuana who had been captured earlier last week. EL Tempeo has been placed in a highly secured undisclosed location that was secretly designed by president Obama built exactly for EL Tempeo here is where I have a quote from the president "We are honored of our men for capturing this scumbag but we know we don't have long before his goons arrive to break him out so we are trying our best to hurry up & relocate him" El Tempeo is set w/o a bond for more details tune in live tonight @ 9:00 p.m. sharp on channel 5. For more coverage tune in to CNN right now
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