Charged with putting others on Roller Skates
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On Saturday October 22 at Northern Arizona University Bri Moore has been convicted of taking others ankles. This has been an ongoing problem since she was about 12 years old playing for the dynamites and we have finally put a stop to it. You guys may know her as "MIXTEAMBRI." This name was given to her after she took the first persons ankles and has stuck with her since. Police ask Bri "why do you feel you have to take your opponents ankles?" Bri replies "because they can't guard me NEXT QUESTION PLEASE!" Police then ask her "Well, Bri what do you say when you take there ankles?" She then replies "I don't say anything I just play and when they foul me I say and 1." Bri has been taken into custody for a few days so she could think about what she does to others ankles, she has no bail. This is a critical problem in whatever gym she steps on. We have warned Bri, if you guys see her putting anybody else on Roller skates please call the Basketball Police. If you know of anybody who could guard this young lady please feel free to call the Basketball Police at 209-627-5934 Thank you. Ahead is a very disturbing picture of her taking somebody's ankles, so please look with caution.
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