Keena Johnson (Nu's Mom) was arrested in Algiers on Monday
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Keena was inside her apartment asleep and her phone rang around 2:10 AM on Monday morning. Startled by the phone ringing so late, Keena answered the phone to an unfamiliar voice in the other end asking, can you open the gate? Keena asked the young man talking through the intercom from the apartment front gate who he was and he replied "I just need you to open the gate!!!"
At this point Keena became irrate and told the man on the phone to scroll through the list of residents and find the gate code for the person apartment that he was going to and to never randomly dialing numbers waking hard working people that have to get up early for work from their sleep. She was angry that she grabbed a dozen of egg from her refrigerator and hid behind the buildings throwing raw eggs at the young couples car. The couple called the police and they investigated to find out what apartment they called and determined Keena was the prime suspect and she was detained for throwing eggs and property damage.
When the officers asked her why she was being so destructive, Keena replied, "I get tired of these as$holes randomly calling my line late at night to get in the gate, they need to call the right f'in gate code."
Keena was released on a $25.00 bond and is awaiting a court date. When asked by news reporter what will she do if it happens again, she replied, "next time I'll fill water balloons with paint and toss them at the cars once they are buzzed in the gate."
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