NATIONWIDE MANHUNT UNDERWAY
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
2059 67828 Shares
Manhunt is underway for a black man in his early 30's who was caught on camera doing strange things in a local Pepsi plant in Tucson Az. Local police say that around 10:10pm last night a black African American male dressed in a black T-shirt and basketball shorts and flip flops named Arthur Harris casually walked into the Pepsi plant at 3131 E Transcon Way and demanded 1 can of cherry Pepsi. Authorities say that when his demands was not met he turned into something similar to the Incredible Hulk and trashed the plant. An employee who was working at the time (Brandon Terry) had this to say. "I mean it used to be a good neighborhood. But now these young punks they walk up and down the street with they guns. See my wife she stay right there and then RIGHT THERE and these young punks just walk up and down the street wit they guns, i mean i dont know whats going on"... Authorities also added that he left a note saying that if the cubs dont win the world series, he will completely destroy ALL COCA COLA FACTORIES just because he dont like them anyway. He was last seen headed towards Cleveland OH just in case the Cubs dont win tonight to destroy the city of Cleveland. He is considered to be extremely dangerous and will do anything to get a pepsi and a Cubs win. CALL POLICE RIGHT AWAY. WE WILL HAVE MORE AS THIS STORY DEVELOPS...
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
Most Popular
-
1
bigfoot sighting at jackson lake campground near oak hill ohio Several eye witness reported seeing a large hairy animal of some kind near the Jackson lake campground. Local authorities are asking people to be cautious if you are planning on fishing near this area. One of the witnesses where able to snap a picture with their cell phone before the creature ran away near the Tommy Been rd area.
-
2
new york city woman loses her temper, causes black hole to swallow her entire town Anna, 26, of New York City, DC was in the middle of an argument with a colleague when her temper got so out of control, it formed a small black hole, which demolished the vast majority of her neighborhood. "I just couldn't take it anymore, and unleashed my forces at the person who was irritating me. I had no idea the energy of my rage could cause such destruction," says Anna. Despite the ruination her anger has caused, Anna says she has no regrets. "I actually wish I knew I had this ability sooner!" Anna laughs. "There are a lot of people and things I could have eradicated from my life in this way."
-
3
whale spotted in illinois river A humpback whale was spotted near Morris IL in the Illinois River today. The sighting comes just days after 2 Great White Sharks were seen frolicking in the same area. While not impossible, it does seem unlikely. It is thought that the whale may have followed the sharks as they sometimes do in the wild. The whale would of had to travel over 1250 miles to get to this location. The Marine Biologist Association will be in town for a full investigation. Until we have answers, we are asking folks to keep their pontoons and fishing boats docked.
-
4
two great white sharks found swimming in mississippi river near saint louis, missouri. While it is not entirely impossible, it is incredibly uncommon for salt water dwelling creatures to stay for lengthy periods of time in fresh water. However, two Great White Sharks have managed to survive the trip and make their way up the Mississippi River somehow. Believed to have started as a mating couple, the two are assumed to have swam the 920 mile journey from the mouth of the Mississippi River that is connected to the Gulf Of Mexico. Officials in Saint Louis have contacted the Missouri Conservation Department and will likely have a team in the river soon to capture the two lost sharks.