Former Army Soldier And Bank Heist Robber Sentenced To 9000 Years In Federal Prison
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On July 12, 2013 Around 2pm the union depository bank of los angeles was robbed by 3 bank robbers decoyed as armored security guards, The 3 were able to slip in and take out $200 million dollars worth of gold and get away to a hideout under the south 213 bridge, A shootout erupted between private taskforce team "Merryweather" after they had a tip about the bank robbery before it happened. All 43 agents of the Merryweather were shot and killed, The suspects were able to get away in 4 chevy challengers that were suited with armor and ballistic frames, A high speed chase erupted after police chased the suspects through the city Until the suspects were lost under a bridge. 2 Years later on april 3,2015 Los Santos police department got a tip from a man name Norm Williams who told police that a man by the name of Trevor Phillips was apart of the robbery, After the tip was recived Police requested a propable cause letter from a judge to raid Trevor phillips sandy shores mobile home, After they recieved the letter 3 swat teams and 100 FBI agents surrounded Trevor philips home the same day. After he surrended FBI found 64 guns in his home, 30 million dollars in cash, Bulletproof vest and 25 hand grenades. After Trevor Phillips was taken in he didn't speak for 38 hours until his former Army Sergeant Major forced trevor to confess to the robbery. A year later on October 24,2016 A los Santos judge sentenced trevor phillips to 9000 years in a maximum security federal prison with 2000 years in confinement. The other 2 suspects have not been found yet but FBI and US Taskforce are still sweeping the city for leads.
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