Local Cherokee woman suffers stroke and full retardation.
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A local Cherokee woman suffered a stroke Monday night drinking with her mother. Her mother tells us it was a typical night and Giana had only drank about 4 bottles of her favorite wine and 11 shots of whiskey which is relatively light drinking for her on a Monday. She said when the flash from a friend taking their picture flashed is when Giana became noticeably different. One side of her face appeared to be falling off her skull and she was making no sense when she tried to speak. Giana was released from the hospital early Tuesday morning. The doctors say she has suffered permanent brain damage and will mostly likely be a full retard for life. We asked a friend, Curtis Robinson, how he feels this will affect Gianas life and those around her. "I don't think it really changes anything, we've all thought she was full retard for awhile now anyway, nobody ever understood what she was saying so I don't really see this affecting anything." Donations and contributions to Giana Evans can be made at the local pizza hut in the form of a tip. The establishment is well known for hiring people with disabilities. Ashly Smith who is only half retarded supervises Gianas efforts at the pizza hut and will accept all donations on her behalf.
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