Tony "Boss" Bynes runs for bushes
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The legendary Tony Boss Bynes , was reportedly spotted running for the bushes on 10-24-2016. Augusta county sheriffs department reported that Corey Swanstrom of Florida, had fired shots at Boss Bynes in hopes to get him to engage in a grudge race. Reports state that when Boss was offered a heads up race , he ran for the bushes and while doing so, set a new 40 yard dash record "Un confirmed by genis book of world records" and stayed in those bushes until Justin Swanstrom offered him the 1-1. After being offered the 1-1 Boss was spotted climbing out of the bushes still with his tail tucked between his legs, although he accepted this offer, Boss still seems pretty sure he will get his ass blowed out when he meets with Corey Swanstrom later this month. Members of the grudge community confirm that this race will happen in Darlington on November the 11th, they also state that if coming to the track that day , to please keep your kids at home as this will most likely be the worst ass cutting in recent history and probably isn't suitable for children. The Swanstroms are very confident in this ass cutting, and the apocalypse fans are standing behind them ready to bet the farm. At the time of this report , speculation is that Tony is somewhere in Augusta begging Tony Wright to drive "Choppa" that weekend so that possibly the gap won't be so bad , rumor has it that even Tony Wright behind the wheel gives Choppa no chance in hell. We will keep updating this story as information comes in.
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