Lombard mustang owner on the loose...
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It's suspected that a Man by the name of Larry Temen has been out "baiting" police officers in a newer grey mustang with matching wheels. He's been terrorizing Lombard pd and surrounding towns by removing his plates and getting police to chase him. Then when he feels they have had enough, he flips the bird out the window and hammers the gas. Absolutely destroying any police cruiser behind him, leaving them speachless in a cloud of smoke and pile of run over pedestrians. Though it can't be proven that it's actually him due to no license plates on the vehicle, one officer recognized the car from a previous stop. The Lombard police chief stated : "He has an extensive record with us an if we could see the subjects face in any of the flee and elude cases, we could get a warrant for his arrest. But, he is very smart. He never shows his face and has never been caught. Therfore there is no viable proof that it's actually him. He will mess up one day and we'll get out hands on him. He will surely do a burnout one day and run over a crowd of people after jumping a curb and be stuck on top of multiple lifeless bodies and we will pounce like attack kittens." If anyone has information on his whereabouts, please contact Lombard police immediately.
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