Local Rapper set to face felony charges
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Mark Johnson , 28 of Egg Harbor is set to face felony charges Tuesday in Mayslanding for possession of a deadly weapon and promoting prostitution. Mark whom is Locally known as, " Mark Jay " a unsigned artist with a record label titled " Mac Life " was arrested Sunday with a loaded 40' caliber weapon. Mark was seen leaving the Golden Nugget casino in Atlantic city with 7k worth of cash & 3 very intoxicated females with "body augmentations". One witness said , " he had to be a pimp, those females had bodies like porn stars."
Mark was later arrested at Duck Town Sunday night after the the Falcons vs Chargers game where he appeared to be enjoying himself until , " Julio Jones started chewing during garage time " Mark admits he was carrying the weapon just in case he had to shoot everybody in his fantasy football league for allowing him to draft Todd Gurley. As Mark was placed in cuffs the three alleged prostitues screamed, " We got you Huey! " as the ACPD car was closing with the suspect inside a strange voice chanted the numbers, 1-9-5 !!
Police are not sure if that's a gang or street code but they are nervous. The man was last seen wearing a blue Andrew Luck Colts jersey, standing just north of 6'0 with a beard and .5 ( Kobe ) hair cut. Mark wrote a letter to his fans ,
Sorry for the wait , " The Road to 9 straight starts here " I got US!
Not sure what the rapper meant by that but I'm pretty sure it's important. Mark is set to see the judge 6:30 pm in Mayslanding , if convicted he could face up to 15 years in prison. If you have any information on the man described above with the .5 please contact the ACPD 609-344-5677 immediately.
Written by : Lynda Cohen
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