Aint sh*t wrong with eating a lil booty says local Detroiter and Ceo of Detroit 300 crew!
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Meet Julius Montague a booty eating connoisseur who says that eating booty was how he survived on the streets of Detroit during his teenage years. React365.com contacted Julius for a in person interview and here's what he had to say.
"Eating booty is what got me through hard times, yall can imagine the shit iv been through growing up in the streets." He then goes on to say that once he started doin it that it became more then just a means of survival to becoming a hard out sexual fetish, He spoke about getting locked up at 22 for breaking into people's homes and forcibly eating as much booty as he could until he either got his fix or got his ass whipped. He says he's been clean for about three years now but every now and then he gets urges to dive face first into some booty. He has a therapy program he wants to start for others like him but he needs your help. Click on the link to his go fund me account below and donate to this kind sir and help him and his kind stop this ridiculous habit.
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