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Tuesday afternoon police received a frantic phone call from 24 year old expectant mother "Miss Shepherd's" neighbor Miss Olivia who was worried about Miss Shepherd well being, Miss Olivia stated that Miss Shepherd has not been seen leaving the house as usual and that morning Miss Olivia was outside watering her plants and noticed a clown in the window of Miss Shepherd's house she then decided it was in the shepherd's best interest for her to report this to the police when police arrived to the scene officer Crow stated in his report that there was loud carnival music coming from inside the house worried officer Crow said he call for backup and when backup arrived they broke Miss Shepherd's door down to find that it was indeed Miss Shepherd alone in her house jamming to a music group called insane Clown Posse officer Crow then stated in his report that all that Miss Shepherd could say was whoop whoop mother fucker, officers Crow also reported that he had to arrest Miss Shepherd for resisting arrest as well as sexual harassment officer Crow stated that he had to arrest my shepherd because she was so freaking cute it nearly killed him happy Halloween motherfuckas got you haha
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