Local Maryland Resident known as the "Micro Nigerian Prince" indicted on multiple charges of fraud and sexual assault.
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After speaking to the local police department’s representative, the FBI, Interpol, The Better Business Bureau, and sources close to family and friends, shocking and quite damning information has surfaced about the Maryland native with deep Nigerian ties.
Known simply as the "Micro Nigerian Prince" (seen pictured) or whimsically referred to as "Big O" the man with Nigerian roots has been defrauding unsuspecting Americans with his Ponzi scheme according to representatives of the Better Business Bureau. The “Micro Nigerian Prince” has been sending emails and letters to houses of unsuspecting married men claiming to be an exiled Nigerian Prince and asking for assistance in transferring millions out of unstable Nigeria. He promises these happily married men a substantial fee for their assistance or at the least to double their funds if they assist him by bringing anywhere from 50-250k in order free his millions that were held up in the political strife. Once the parties have agreed he provides a “private” location for the transaction.
Several of the victims have reported not only being pillaged of their funds but sexually assaulted by means of “anus licking”, “fisting”, and “eating of the poo poo”. Several victims who have had to seek mental healthcare for themselves and their families still say they can hear the moaning and groaning of the shadowy but diminutive Nigerian saying “yes…yes…fufu is my favorite”. All the reported victims to have come forward so far are middle age men who are married with families. No further statements were provided. This is an ongoing development with many possible victims yet to come forth.
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