Gainesville Teen Charged with Attempted 1st Degree Murder on Officer

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Gainesville Fl teen Reinaldo Quinones 17, was in his neighborhood Around 3:00 on Tuesday afternoon(10/25/16) when Gainesville Police Department recieved a call regarding a fight in the Apartment Complex known as Majestic Oaks. Lieutenant Davis speaks on what happen," I pulled up to the scene and it was Reinaldo or Papo is his nick name I guess and a older male, probably in his early thirties. As I tried to deescalate the situation things got out of hand. I went to grab Reinaldo and he immediately tried to resist. He swung at me so from there I had no choice but to taze him. As I went to handcuff him while he was on the ground he took my gun out of the holster and pointed it at me. Luckily his dad grabbed the gun out of his hand and we were able to obtain him and put him in the car." Neighbors say Reinaldo is a nice person, they've never seen him act in such a aggressive manor. The other suspect fled the scene during the scoffle with Reinaldo and lieutenant Davis. His bond is set at $510,000.

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