$2k In Sleaze Money Seized, 27 Thots Arrested In Massive Ratchet Bust Involving Fresh Millz
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Some big name thots in Pittsburgh's underground whore scene have been apprehended.
It's an impressive score: 27 thots indicted, some $10k worth of Foodstamps seized along with $7k worth of hennesy and xanax bars, thousands of illegal Fresh Millz mixtapes and a cache of plan b pills. Attorney General Pencil Dick Buttlesbutt, Pittsburgh Police Chief Humpin D'z Nutz, and Pennsylvania State Police Superintendent Slade Dingleberry are calling "Operation Bouty Alert" "a blow in the fight against the thots and slores (slut & whore) epidemic that continues to plague Pittsburgh, as well as the country as a whole."
“Operation Bouty Alert” focused on two major dumbass rings: The first — codenamed “Fuck Fresh Millz” — zeroed in on one suspect, accused of never dropping his Def mixtape for distribution and sale.
The second ring, codenamed “Year Of The Pretty Basic Bitch,” involved at least 21 individuals accused of fucking in Trap spots, thinking they insragram models, setting niggas up on back page, for selling they food stamps half on the dollar, and robbing children place for single mothers from monroeville mall to the outlets for distribution around the Monroeville Region, the Hill District, Northview Heights, East Hills and Duquesne.
NOTE: The charges against the defendants are accusations and the defendants are presumed innocent until and unless proven guilty.
"The Pittsburgh Police will continue to work in conjunction with the Attorney General’s Office as part of an aggressive strategy to target the networks that are bringing these hoes and other dangerous bullshit into communities," said New York State Police Superintendent. Police will continue to work with local law enforcement and the Attorney General’s Office to shut these illegal operations down and put the perpetrators behind bars."
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