OHIO COUPLES BREAK RULES Kodie miner/Andrea Stevens
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Courageous Kodie Miner
A Short Story
by Yomomma
Kodie Miner was thinking about Andrea Stevens again. Andrea was a virtuous teacher with charming legs and tall toes.
Kodie walked over to the window and reflected on his magical surroundings. He had always loved picturesque Moscow with its unlucky, unsteady umbrellas. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel worried.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a virtuous figure of Andrea Stevens.
Kodie gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a courageous, considerate, whiskey drinker with beautiful legs and blonde toes. His friends saw him as a lovely, large lawyer. Once, he had even saved a nasty chicken that was stuck in a drain.
But not even a courageous person who had once saved a nasty chicken that was stuck in a drain, was prepared for what Andrea had in store today.
The rain hammered like bopping donkeys, making Kodie confident. Kodie grabbed a giant rock that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.
As Kodie stepped outside and Andrea came closer, he could see the average smile on her face.
Andrea gazed with the affection of 9911 remarkable faffdorking frogs. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want a wifi code."
Kodie looked back, even more confident and still fingering the giant rock. "Andrea, let's move in together," he replied.
They looked at each other with shocked feelings, like two knobbly, kooky koalas shouting at a very peculiar engagement party, which had R & B music playing in the background and two forgetful uncles gyrating to the beat.
Kodie regarded Andrea's charming legs and tall toes. "I feel the same way!" revealed Kodie with a delighted grin.
Andrea looked barmy, her emotions blushing like a pong, plain piano.
Then Andrea came inside for a nice glass of whiskey.
THE END
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