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Maurice hill a 27 year old male from Newport News Virginia has been reported missing. Hill was last reported seen after a Netflix and chill date with a female by the name of "super head" according to close friends, Hill met the young lady on Snapchat which is where they exchanged contact information. According to Mrs head hill came over wanted to watch a movie and relax,midway during the movie hill asked Mrs head "what that mouth do" she stated "he was very attractive so I felt it was only right that I taste the beef cake" 10 min after she performed oral Mrs head stated that hill told her that he was ready to quote on quote "smoke them money's" being she wasn't familiar with the term she let mr hill take control.She stated "Mr hill proceeded by removing my leggings and then my underwear" she stated she was nervous because she was not prepared for sex and she hasn't had none in a while stating " I haven't shaved in a long time so ain't no telling what it looked like down there. In her closing statement Mrs head stated once Mr hill removed her underwear he moved his hand and touched her box and that's when he jumped up and said he had to run to the car to get something. Till this day Mr Hill has not returned her calls or text messages so if you or anyone you know have seen Mr Hill please have him return her calls or text messages being she is worried for his safety 2813308004
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