Springfield Ohio woman arrested
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Cathy Current, address at large in Springfield Ohio. Was arrested for engaging in sexual acts for favors. Current of Springfield Ohio, posted a online escort AD on the internet. A male informed police he called the number listed, and Current informed him, to meet her at a room at the Drake Motel. Upcoming arriving, Ms. Current was nude and covered in chocolate syrup and whip cream. And a plate of Turkey sandwiches on the bed. Current then produced a bag, that was green and leafy according to the male. And appeared to be " high ". Current asked the unidentified male to cuff her up to the bed and whip her with a whip. The unidentified male, refused . And Current proceeded to chase him out into the parking lot covered in chocolate syrup and whip cream. When police officers arrived. Current was engaging in oral sex with a Hispanic male, by the name of Saul Ramirez. Saul is currently waiting for a spanish translator, and could not produce a valid ID. Current was transported to the Clark County Jail. Where female jail staff found a crack pipe in her gentials . Current has been charged with Prostitution, disorderly conduct, public nuisance, and bringing drugs into jail
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