Justin W. Perkins Arrested for Kidnapping Elderly Houston Residents
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Justin W Perkins of Leesville, Louisiana was arrested in Houston Texas today on charges of kidnapping elderly citizens from a Greater Houston area nursing home.
The suspect was located at a local Waffle House with three of the victims having waffles. Upon further investigation, authorities realized that while the crime of kidnapping is very serious he was only taking them to eat waffles and bacon.
When the victims were asked about the nature of the crimes, all of them consistently stated they were frightened for their lives until he brought them to Waffle House. There he fed them waffles, bacon and as much coffee as their heart desired. He returned all of them home immediately after the alleged crime and also gave them each a bag of Werther's original candy.
Authorities were concerned that one of the victims had Stockholm Syndrome but upon a psychiatric evaluation they determined that he just really liked waffles and his assailant, Justin Perkins.
The investigation continues. If you or anyone you know has any information regarding these crimes please contact the Harris County Sheriff's Office. He is currently held in the Harris County Jail on the $500,000 Bond.
Picture of the suspect and one of the extremely elderly victims has been attached.
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