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School teacher Brittany Livsey is now in custody because she laid hand on a student. Brittany who is a newcomer was taken into custody Tuesday October 25, 2016 after she reportedly paddled a student for getting a math problem incorrect. Other students and Ms. Jones(Livsey's Teacher Assistant) reported that Livsey asked the boy the following problem: "If Jonny had 5 apples and Sue took 3 apples, how many did Jonny have left?" The student who will rename nameless because he's underage replied with an answer of Jonny has 1 apple. Livsey looked displeased and asked the student the question again. The student again answered "1" Livsey then became infuriated! She approched the student, sat next to him, put him over her lap and then paddled the young boy! Livsey and the boy both were asked for comments... Livsey replied,"Yeah I did it. I'd do it again cause he needs to minus them numbers right!" The student replied, "Buddy ain't my mama she can't be whooping on me! I adds & subtracts all my stuff right" Livsey is now out on bond and is being investigated by the school.
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