Two York women rob local Excitement video and Wine and Spirits.
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Police are looking for two local women after a series of robberies in York County. The local excitement video store on route 30 was robbed of about $30,000 worth of merchandise. Most of which were of 20 inch vibrating male genitalia. After this robbery was construed, the women then headed to the local wine and spirits store located in the new Walmart Shopping Plaza. One of the women distracted the employees by having a seizure in the aisle, while the other hijacked the delivery van around back. This was a very well-thought-out plan, to which has York local officials thinking that there may be a third Mastermind behind this plan. According to bystanders both women appear to be highly intoxicated and carrying AK-47's. While driving away in the delivery truck, one of the women was hanging out the window yelling "F*** YA MERICA!" Officials believe the women to be Laura Bigelow and Kayla Hays of Dover, PA. If you have any information about their whereabouts, please contact your local law enforcement.
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