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Deadass Rapper Murda Mook is getting chips again. Chips ,meaning cash, are raining, pause(NH) on the young mc ,best known for shipping his swatch to Switzerland to get fixed. Murda has founded the Murda Mook Murda Rap School, where aspiring battlerappers can earn no degree in writing 5 rounds of Murda Proof Bars. ?ubjéct Mäjors include Lost found Nigga Lyrics 101 taught by Professor Loaded Lux and . Life After you've been Murdered 102 taught by the ghôst of Deacon Frost aka Miguel Diablo. For the ladies Hair, Mäke Up,& Kick Boxing 718 taught by the lovely & deädly Phara Funeral. Medical Theory and Career Life Support 117 taught by Professors K Shine , Randy..T rex ,& DNA. Ancient Batterap History 125 taught by HEAD ICE, Weight Room & Brooklyn Stlye boxing taught by Math Hoffa,Kung Fu 212 taught by Swave Sevah. Dean of voice overs E.Beasley, Dean of Video ThîsIs Twizz, Dean of the vault & URL stage, of course Smack White. Norbes is standing by ready to take all calls for more infôrmation and lunch orders ( No food will be served on campus ,deadass B) classes begin Neveruary 11,2017, hit the like button to enroll today!
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