Gulfport mom of 3 arrested
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Kelly Taylor, age unknown, of Gulfport, Mississippi, was arrested Tuesday morning on a charge of possession of foster kittens with intent of giving them more attention then her children. The Harrison County Sherrifs Department was called by her daughter, Gabrielle Taylor, 21, after she walked in the living room and personally viewed a sight that was overwhelming to her. "Beds. Everywhere. Monster shaped animal beds, 40 fuzzy ball toys, laser pointers, you name it and it was there. " Her son, Gavin Taylor, age kept anonymous due to him being a minor said he would not report on the issue because he was afraid his punishment would include soccer being taken away. "I understand it's her addiction and she loves doing it, but when i walk into the living room and witness 12 kittens in her lap.. I had no choice but to call the law. They give her more kisses then anything I have ever seen. " Kelly Taylor was held by kittens under a KITazens arrest until authorities showed up to the scene and instantly turned into little boys who left with cat scratches and kitty kisses. Authorities brought Kelly Taylor to the station where they later let her go after she agreed to foster for many years to come.
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