Delicious treat turned deadly!
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Local Man defies all odds by ODing on the most unlikely of all thing... TACOS! He succomed to his addiction, with a life time of abuse under his belt, late yesterday night.
Family and friends sat by, thinking that he would soon grow to be able to escape his addiction... But after several failed attempts at the Mexican Rehab for Taco Addiction, he gave up on all attempts to get clean.
At this time, we are unaware of just how long he was on his Taco benger... But when local authorities received his autopsy report, they were horrified to find that he had injested over 300 tacos on the night of the incident. They also found several orders of Chili Reanos, so we assume that he was usuing those as a way to justify to himself that his problem wasn't as big as it was.
Taco addiction is becoming a huge issue in America but it is highly underfunded and under researched. There are not enough places that accomodate for such a sensitive addiction. They check themselves into rehab, only to lose their minds when the schedule shows that they have a weekly Taco Tuesday.
Maybe America will have their eyes opened to just how serious this epidemic is becoming so we don't have to deal with anymore local tragedies. It could he your brother or friend next!
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