Teen Dominick McAlister age of 14 gets charged with sexual assault against 3 of his friends
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Dominick McAlister was a normal boy did what other kids did but he was very horny couldn't control himself police say as there investigating this whole situation that this could have gone on forever so we brought in the 3 friends name Elijah, Ricky, and Jacob, Elijah said " We were chilling on the bed I said let's have a sausage party everybody said no except for dom he said sure then I'm like niggy I was a joke he said god damn it then I walk down stairs I asked him for a drink he got me a drink but he went bill Cosby on my ass and put a god damn pill in there I asked him why is there a pill in there he said u get a massive boner I'm like Ight guess it won't hurt but it knocked me unconscious wicke walks down there he says OMG DOM STOP THATS GAY
As dom turned to look at wicke it was already to late for him he knew it was out there he's gay so wicke try's to run but the house is small as hell he don't have any place to hide dom found him knocked him unconscious and started butt fucking him Ricky here's him he peeks he sees him he scared he couldnt run of anything then he noticed the winds right next to him he's tempted to do it dom almost caught him but Ricky's fast as fuck boiii then he ran right back a crossed the border as the other 2 were still in the house" it's been said that Dominick is under house arrest until they can prove he actually did all this until then he is no longer aloud to be around boys.
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