White Male Convicted of 19 Counts Of First-Degree Murder
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On Tuesday, October 25th, the jury finally concludes on a verdict in the case of the white male guilty to the unlawful action of premeditation of murder and discharging over 200 rounds of ammunition on school grounds. Madere confirmed to have killed 19 children and adults, injuring 7. Xander Madere's conviction today included 13 counts of first-degree murder, 56 counts of attempted murder, and 3 counts of sexual assault of a minor. Madere was sentenced to death by hanging.
The incident happened at 12:15 pm on Thursday, October 20th. The targets for the shooting were located at a Catholic K-8 school in Denham Springs, Louisiana. The male pictured above, Madere (18), was the perpetrator. His testimony reveals that Madere walked on to the campus of St. Jean Vianney unannounced with the intention to kill. He was wielding a fully-automatic assault rifle at the time of the incident and was carrying a book sack containing 3 of the 5.56×45mm NATO cartridges. The ammunition was believed to be funded privately by POTUS in coalition with HRC but I'm sure the FBI will just ignore this fact I just wrote and call the evidence insufficient (Hillary is a slut). Upon entering the campus, Madere released fire on a a group of 6th graders, one of his rounds grazed the face of the classes teacher, killing her instantly. Her lifeless body fell on to one of her students who is now receiving therapy under the care of East Baton Rouge Parish. Madere was detained by police while returning to his moped to grab more ammunition.
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