SNR Grand Admiral Kody T Rainwater Named Interim Moff of Martin County
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Due to the invasion of martin county today by the empire local resident and military mastermind. SNR GA Kody T Rainwater has been named by Supreme Commander Darth Vader Interim Moff of this sector Admiral Rainwater says his first few days of his Moffship will be searching out traitors and people who have slander him in the past will be arrested and JROTC will be renamed the emperor youth there will be a mandatory curfew for all people except the following emergency service employees USP Prison Guards and Imperial Soldiers. Admiral Rainwater want to say to everybody that " We care about the safety of everybody this curfew is in effect until everything get sorted out if you need medical attention please dial 911 and we will get somebody over to you.Also please obey orders from all military personnel you will not get arrested or shot. My office is in the Martin County Government Center if you need to see me all things will remain normal school and business we are only here to help you all to see the right . Last thing if you know of anybody plotting agen the empire please notify myself or any imperial personnel thank you" The Curfew will be in effect from Midnight to 5:00 am violator of this act will be arrested
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