Man's penis rots and falls off
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On October 24th, 2016 Carlos Blanco's penis has called it quits. It's apparent there are consequences for having hoes in different area codes.
Carlos has traveled the world swooning women from all walks of life, but today he has met his doom. His friends warned him that he may lose his favorite appendage one day, but did he listen? NO he did not! At approximately 5 pm on the gloomy Monday evening, Mr. Blanco went to the bathroom to freshen up after a romp in the hay. Much to his surprise his Cuban curve withered and fell to the floor. Carlos quickly picked up the dead meat and tried to keep it alive in a bucket of ice and crushed Viagra. Once he realized it wasn't coming back to life, he quickly went to the website etsy.com and found someone sick enough to make his magic stick into a necklace. You can now see this devastated amputee wandering the streets of Miami broken and afraid.
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