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Jessika and ashley king.
Jessika Reilley had always loved cold Berlin with its teeny, thirsty trees. It was a place where she felt happy.
She was a remarkable, funny, beer drinker with beautiful moles and solid feet. Her friends saw her as a bloody, breakable brute. Once, she had even made a cup of tea for a vast old lady. That's the sort of woman he was.
Jessika walked over to the window and reflected on her damp surroundings. The clouds danced like running dogs.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Ashley King. Ashley was a popular painter with vast moles and slimy feet.
Jessika gulped. She was not prepared for Ashley.
As Jessika stepped outside and Ashley came closer, she could see the ripe glint in her eye.
Ashley gazed with the affection of 9231 tactless gorgeous giraffes. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want friends."
Jessika looked back, even more ecstatic and still fingering the tiny sandwich. "Ashley, Is that real leather," she replied.
They looked at each other with sparkly feelings, like two rough, rotten rabbits cooking at a very hilarious bar mitzvah, which had orchestral music playing in the background and two hopeful uncles bouncing to the beat.
Jessika regarded Ashley's vast moles and slimy feet. "I feel the same way!" revealed Jessika with a delighted grin.
Ashley looked happy, her emotions blushing like a knowledgeable, kooky kettle.
Then Ashley came inside for a nice drink of beer.
THE END
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