New Breaks! ? Little Rock Man in Jail
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A little Rock man is in jail tonight after the victim ran into Auto Zone lookin for help. Mr.Jack Meoff says" I was helping a young woman out when the victim (name still has not be released ) runs into the store screaming " HELP ME HELP ME PLEASE *I kind of lol cause he sounded like pop's off of friday" then I asked what's wrong sir how can I help you!? His reply after he looks me right in the eyes and said " I just had the breaks beat off me is there anyway you can help me " Mr. Meoff then said "Excuse me sir !? Someone beat the breaks off you ya say!!? Ok what's the year and model of ya car? The victim looks Mr.Meoff in the eyes again as the last tear drops from his face and the snot running out his nose (you know how Lil Rosco looked in the show Martin ) you must not understand what I'm saying I got some hands put in my life the suspect is still at large call the cops .. *15min later* as the cops open the doors to Auto Zone the victim with the biggest smile from him all day ask the cops did you find the suspect!? YES ! The officer replies we have him the back seat Right now! His name is Mike Lawrey we have been looking for him for a long time .. He as been beating the breaks off people for a long time so be happy he won't be putting them Hands in ya life!
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