Local Rock Hill Teen Charged With Kidnapping
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Local Rock Hill Teen Fasial Dye was in Boyd Hill loading a .45 caliber hand gun saying "Fuck A Yola Its YolaK to them bitch ass opps" hearing the conversation over a call to authority Zyion Crosby another local Rock Hill Teen call in a violent compliant saying someones trying to kill me.
Detective Trip one of the most conceded officers on the force was one of the first ones to show up to the crime seen. 2 hours passed with no lead on where the Teens where about. That didnt stop detective Trip at all 4 hours pass then we got the first lead on the teens where about's.
Chester County law enforcement reported seeing a gray Bmw sport car racing out of Chester going to Grate Falls witch is still apart of Chester County there we found Fasial Dye at the bridge going in to Lancaster. In confusion of whats going on and where's the car Local deputy Banks draws in closer to suspect Fasial Dye to she him on his stomach hands on his head but off in the distance he can see that the brackets on the right side of the bridge have been broken then i asked where is the other Teen ' Zyion Crosby' he laughed at us and said swimming with the fishes lucky we where able to free the teen from the trunk of the car. Zyion Crosby is will to go the extra mile to see his kidnapper locked away for good.
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