Pro make up artist Arrest for beating multiple clients to death finally captured!!
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Professional makeup artist Shon Sanks was arrested at Golden Beauty supplies ,after a stand off with police near macon road this evening around 6:15pm...apparently Sanks has been on the run for Quite some time, She's accused of viciously attacking Several women on several occasions, rearraging their faces and leaving several of her victims brutally "Beat to death" in the name of Beauty ! victims range between 21-50 years olds . Acording to witnesses, Sanks was near the lash aisle ,when she was confronted by police, Sanks begin to throw several boxes of lashes at the officers including 6 pairs of demi wispies by ardell,a box of 199,47,and 1 ,next in attempting to avoid the police sanks begin looking at hair color and septum rings ,saying she had "Shit to do,and she's not here to make friend or do small talk" after one officer lunged at sanks,she jumped behind the counter and began chocking officers with bundles of wet and wavy 26 in ( which will also be on sale right before the fountain city classic).Sanks then darted toward the NYX collection,to check styleseat for appointments.. emerging with a wig and a bandana ,covering all but her eyes, while playing what appeared to be her theme music,bitch better have my money by Rihanna, police then called for backup ,sanks switched to" fuck the police " (Nwa) on her samsung Note and began to two step near the black soap and shae butter ,while holding up the "power to the people fist" .
police then Tackled Sanks to the ground , handcuffed and walked Sanks out to the car. SANKS asked if she could phone her Barber to set an appointment for a Dope ass haircut before mugshot were taken.. a woman who appeared to be a client and friend quickly ran to the police car, lined up sanks'lips with a liquid lipstick in whores red, straighten her lashes on the end and dabbed her forwhead for blotting,she was escorted away..as if that wasn't bizarre enough,Sanks also asked since we are in the area ,can I run to countries barbQue and phone overflo salon ,so I can tell my clients I'll be running late... her bail is set at $100,000 .. clients have set up a GoFundMe account where she reached over a million and has been set free...she exited 700 10th street wearing a Malcom x shirt and blasting
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