Willistown man arrested having a "Dream"
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Willistown Pa—After allegedly listening to voices in his head instructing him to clear out a significant portion of his land to construct a baseball feild .
sources close to the recently arrested man Tom Petrillo, 56, of chester co. confirmed Friday that the local resident has since gone bankrupt, become estranged from his family, and been arrested for tax evasion.
“It’s horrible; this was a guy struggling to keep his land manicured to the neighborhood standards , and the next thing you know he’s going to to the barn cutting up his railings and flooring for lumber because the hallucinations told him to,” said neighbor Mark Drysdale, who recounted how Petrillo spent weeks tearing up his land and spent thousands of dollars erecting makeshift bleachers and walls despite the pleas of his neighbors , family, and creditors. “Now he’s locked up in jail for failing to pay his taxes, the bank’s foreclosing on his property, and his wife and daughter don’t want anything to do with him. All because of that damn baseball field.” When reached for comment, authorities at the willistown Police Department said that Petrillo had recently been unwillingly placed in a local psychiatric facility after being discovered naked and unresponsive in his holding cell repeating the nonsensical phrase, “If you build it, they will come"
earlier in the year Petrillo was arrested for smashing a neighbors vehicle Window with a baseball bat while intoxicated claiming they had stolen his lighting and and there will be never be a second coming of the wonderboy.
Petrillo is currently awating hearing in norristown state hospital until further notice.
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