The dark side of Ford fans.
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Being a Ford fan Brad Williams has decided to set the record straight about what it's really like to be in the circle of delusion. The interview took place in a cucumber patch while he was doing squats, not the ideal time to conduct a interview but it was the only time he could spare since his off time is working on his Ford. " Listen hear the first thing Iv got to say is in our circle we call ourselves the Ford Fairys. As soon as you grab that wheel and wish apon a star that it starts you realize how gay you really are. The best thing about it is you don't have to make that awkward conversation with your family about coming out gay. All you have to do is tell people you own a ford and bam! Just like that they know. When other ford owners either walk or catch a ride over we sit in the garage talking about all the stuff we would do if our mistakes actually ran". Brad explained the origin of the term Ford Fairys later on that day. "Well we spend so much time in fairyland imagining our trucks driving down the actual road and not a tow truck that it just made scene".
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