Larose native arrested for stalking local band member

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Erika McCullough (19) of Larose, Louisiana was recently charged with one count of stalking, one count of sexual harassment and two counts of phone harassment. Local authorities say she became fixated with a member from the band "Butter" about two months ago. Her obsession became extreme, even using up to two phones at once to call him, 24 hours a day, on his cell phone, home number and at work. McCullough would even ingest large quantities of energy drinks and amphetamines to remain awake and go sleepless for days, in order to complete her stalking.

The 19-year old woman allegedly not only called the bandmate a formidable 77,639 times in a week, but also sent him 1937 emails, 41,229 text messages, 217 sung messages and 647 letters.

There were many times during a performance in different cities, the bandmate remembers looking into the crowd and seeing the accused front row with a shirt with his face on it, reading "Butter baby daddy".

The victim also reports a time where he was severely intoxciated and recalls McCullough showing up to his friends house, urging him to leave with her in return for sexual favors.

The accused is expected to appear in court next month, and most experts presume that the judge will order a psychological evaluation of the woman to determine if she is capable of standing trial.

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