Man wanted for questioning in burglary Cases in North Buffalo
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Adam Tortorice (No Known Address) Is considered a subject of interest in numerous burglaries and thefts in North Buffalo, Black Rock and Riverside, and is also a person of interest in at least 2 burglaries in the Tonawanda Parkside Projects.
A prolific thief well known to the Buffalo and Tonawanda police, Tortorice is known to befriend people by helping with their broken down vehicles or asking to use their phones or bathroom.
Det Allen Shoals of the Buffalo Police property Crimes task force: he (Tortorice) was out of town and serving time in Hernando Co Florida for other similar crimes, and thats why our petty crime rate dipped a bit from 2011 to early this year. Suspected of burglarizing at least a dozen houses in the cities Black Rock section since May, Shoals said "Hes not the smartest thief, His partners tend to give him up, and fingerprints on over a dozen locations tell us all we need to know" Surprisingly, he's actually done more damage to the victims homes and cars breaking in than the value of the items hes taken"
Anyone with information on Adam Tortorices whereabouts can earn up to $2500.00 by contacting the Buffalo police dept TIPCALL by phone using the Confidential Tip Line at 847-2255. All information is held in the strictest confidence. Detective Lopes-":When you call you can remain anonymous and we can issue you a combination code word, if he's picked up you can claim the reward"
Detective Allen West - "He's got some weird habits, and anyone thats familiar will know what they are, and some of the odd items he steals from womens houses. He's a typical drug addict thief, but a con-man as well, we have reports of him asking to use passerby's cell phones claiming its an emergency, and in one elderly womans case, she was kind enough to let him use her phone and he took her phone and her wallet, leaving her stranded on Grant street late at night" He typically victimizes friends and family, crying the broke and homeless act, stays a few days and typically cleans em out when they arent looking.
We hope to get him off the street soon....
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