Noah Wade
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Noah Wade, known by his closest associates of the 2-5 Clique as "Boggs" who are known to frequent places such as The Rail Way, Tommy 2s and Sharon Inn, is wanted on charged of Assult, aggrivated assault and attempted murder.
Wade of the Lincoln Park section of Sharon Hill, ( which not 2-5 btw ) was last seen riding down Calcon Hook Rd on a Silver Huffy with 1 training wheel being closely followed by known associate and cousin James Wade aka Bey Bey and another clean dressed Afro American male mid 30s who only goes by the name MaddBall.
According to eye witness one account ( who refrained from being identified as he didnt what his wig split ) says he saw Wade brutally beat a man for selling him "dry ass kush" after demanding his money back.
After attemping to reason with Wade as he repeatedly screamed at the man " nah my n---ga run that sh*t !" a brief struggle insued and resulting in the 3 men "running up in his sh*t" according to according to other witness accounts.
Wade attempted to stomp a hole into the victims head while screaming out 2-5 muthaf*cka !
The victims name has not yet been released until the family has been notified.
The 3 men remain at large.
If you see any of these men, please do not approach them as they may be armed and dangerous "aint too many can hang with us " pleas contact your local police right away, otherwise you may leave an annonymous tip at
1-888- WE-SNITCHES
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