Man Wins Big at Miss Wyoming Pageant

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Cheyenne residents were shocked Friday night when a 47 years old man took the stage at this year's Miss Wyoming Pageant.
Wyoming native William Mundschenk represented the town of Point of Rocks. It seems he was nominated as a practical joke by his friends last July, but for Bill it was anything but a joke. Mundschenk took the opportunity to strike a blow for the resent nationwide Men's Liberation Movement (MLM.) "What's wrong with a fella feeling pretty once in a while," commented Mundschenk.
Strangely enough, by the end of the night the other contestants seemed to rally around him. "I was offended and angry at first, but Bill had old world manors and showed all of us respect back stage," said the current Jill Hays the current Miss Gillette. "Ya, at first we thought he was gay, because he wouldn't look at us when we were dressing, but then we saw how he looked into his wife's eyes and we all fell in love with him," remarked another contestant.
Dashingly Bill took the stage in a full tuxedo for the Evening Ware competition for a stunned audience that quickly understood that he was not kidding. He also did well in the Talent competition where he showed off his weight lifting prowess. But the night ended for him shortly after a Speedo appearance in the bathing suit competition caused many jaws to drop.
"He still made the top 20. Not to shabby," said the event organizer. Even though he didn't win the competition, Mr. Mundschenk didn't go home empty handed. As an annual event tradition the girls all voted and you guessed it, there is a new Miss or rather Mister Congeniality.

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