Ignacio Hernandez 23 dies a hero in Gage park. Body remains a mystery
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A young man 23 by the name Ignacio Hernandez was shot down by police on the 56th block of richmond while having a shootout with local gang members known as the satin disciples.
Eye witnesses who say they would like to keep their identity anonymous say ignacio hernandez was snorting cocaine and drinking a big bottle of jack daniels and smoking weed minding his own business near a corner when three satin disciples decide to hop out a little black car and rob a poor old lady coming out of work for her purse when Ignacio Hernandez 23 took his bag of cocaine and snorted it all, took his last drink of jack daniels,threw the bottle and hit one Of the robbers in the head and knocked him on conscience. As the satin disciple laid on the pavement unconsciously, Eye witness say Ignacio yelled out "he needs some milk" as the two other gang members began to runoff on there friend, they began to shoot at ignacio, Ignacio 23 pulls out his 45 glock from the back hip of his pants, makes sure the old lady is safe before letting out rounds, And begins exchanging bullets with gang members , but when police arrived the gang members ran off, police began to shoot down Ignacio Hernandez piercing his body with 13 bullets. Police say they shot Ignacio down because they seen him holding his gun behind a car with a blunt in his mouth so they figured he was one of the robbers. Police officers soluted the body of Ignacio Hernandez as they took him away in an ambulance. Police and paramedics say when they arrived to the hospital and unzipped Ignacio hernandez's body bag, his body was gone. Like if it vanished into thin air. They found a 20 dollars bill in the body bag with Ignacios signature that reads the words on it "that was some good shit" till today Ignacios body remains a mystery. Is he a Angel? Is he Jesus? Where did he get his cocaine from??
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